Warning: The Redundant Robotic Rebuttle is a highly inefficient meeting technique that will leave even the most seasoned attendees questioning the very fabric of sanity.
In this technique, every point made is met with an immediate, automated counterpoint, ensuring that discussion never actually moves forward.
Example:
Attendee 1: "We should totally do X."
Automated Rebuttal Unit (ARU): "But what about the potential consequences of X? Shouldn't we be considering the potential risks?"
Attendee 1: "Uh, I guess so."
ARU: "But what about the long-term implications of X? Have you considered the impact on our bottom line?"
Attendee 1: "Uh, I... I didn't think that far ahead."
ARU: "Exactly. Which is precisely why we should not do X."
And so the cycle continues, ad infinitum, until the meeting is either adjourned or attendees are driven to madness.
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